• society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
  • person: okay.
  • society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
  • person: sounds awful. what's my second option.
  • society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
  • person: still seems pretty awful.
  • society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
  • person: well, are they at least free? like how people can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
  • society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
  • person:
  • society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
  • person:
  • society:
  • person: i think i'll go with my third option.
  • society:
  • person:
  • society: what third option?
  • person: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

I just really like Santana in lace okay?

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kissmeok:

love/couples

kissmeok:

love/couples

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stunningpicture:

Same Crime

stunningpicture:

Same Crime

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lareinaana:

arienreign:

Why isn’t anyone talking about this?
http://www.dailydot.com/news/darrien-hunt-shot-by-police-while-cosplaying/

Watch non black cosplayers and lovers of cosplay stay silent on this.

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dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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poyzn:

Animals that are __________ awesome.

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maquisleader:

It’s a million laughs around the Science Bros

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PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

kairibloodheart:

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

Slightly uplifting advice from Hannibal’s son

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totallyfubar:

shingen012:

Popping someone’s bubble of ignorance and forcing them to deal with reality.

That’s actually a really literal description of this gif

totallyfubar:

shingen012:

Popping someone’s bubble of ignorance and forcing them to deal with reality.

That’s actually a really literal description of this gif

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khaleesiunchained:

transmisogynykills:

"Some men feel that too much responsibility for preventing sexual assault has been put on their shoulders"

We’re telling you not to rape people and you think the bar’s never been higher

that’s because men, unlike women, are not used to being told they can’t do something.

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moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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I'm Sam. I always was a drawer before I was a painter. Been here for a while (about 6 tumblr dashboard formats ago) and throughout my time I've been a part of many fandoms and gone through many phases. Brittana is my ship and if you mess with my ship, I'll expose you to an Australian summer day. And that's a threat.

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